Part 2

This guy was nice and all, but we couldn't easily understand him for he was Italian and it was his first night on the job. He didn't know where the fuse box was and of course, we didn't either!! We tried 3 locked areas until we found the right on on the other side of the hall. He didn't have the key so he asked for a bobbypin to pick the lock. We got one and he couldn't pick the lock. In the end, we went to bed early that night since there was nothing else to do. Project fuse ended in failure until the next morning.

5. Be prepared to swim. There may be "slight" flooding in your bathroom, causing you to tip-toe throught the small lake. Just when you think its fixed the water returns. My advice; build a canoe.

6. Don't fall alseep in class!! The teacher may have a voice like a lullaby but avoid sleeping.

7. You may think you know how to write an essay but you would be incorrect in that assumption. Throw out everything you learned in high school about writing. Those techniques are no longer applied.

Be prepared for a week of Murphy's Law. Bad things happen but your week is coming. Now don't think we don't like college, we do. Just some helpful hints to get you through.